Everyday Is A Compromise.

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'

President Obama, By The Way, Is, I Think, Making His First Presidential European Trip. And While He's There In Europe, He Plans To Fire The Ceo's Of Bmw And Volkswagen.

The Ayatollah In Iran Says He Believes That He Got The Letter, But He Thinks He Accidentally Threw It Out With His Crate & Barrel Catalog.

It's Autumn In New York. The Colors Are Changing — Yellow, The Browns, The Greens, The Oranges. And That's Just The Tap Water.

Valentine's Day Money-saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th.