Everyday Is A Compromise.

You Can Email Me, But I Prefer Letters That Come Through Conventional Mail. I Like Letters That Have Been Licked By Strangers.

Pamela Anderson Is A Great Dancer Considering She Can't See Her Feet.

The National Association Of Theater Concessionaires Reported That In 1986, 60% Of All Candy Sold In Movie Theaters Was Sold To Roger Ebert.

We Thought New York City Was Home To 8 Million Rats. Turns Out, That's A Little High. The Actual Number Is 2 Million Rats. That Explains The Light Turnout For The Midterm Elections.

Hillary Clinton Is Running For President. This Time Around, She Promises To Be Warm And Approachable. Like Me.