I Have So Many Great Things Going

A Lot Of My Dreams Have To Do With Animals I Think Because I'm Such A Huge Animal Lover. I Have So Many Pets. I Always Have Crazy Dreams Where I'm Like Riding An Elephant Through The Jungle Or Hanging Out With A Bunch Of Monkeys.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

To Me, Anything Goes. But That's Me.

There's So Many People Out There Who Try To Imitate What I Do But I Am The Original.

The Way I See It, You Should Live Everyday Like Its Your Birthday.