A Man Must Walk Before He Can

My Favorite Toast Is Rye Toast.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.