My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been Anyone Like Me That's Lasted. And I'm Going To Keep On Lasting.

I'm So Smart Now. Everyone's Always Like 'take Your Top Off'. Sorry, No! They Always Want To Get That Money Shot. I'm Not Stupid.

What's A Soup Kitchen?

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

Whatever I Write In Email, It Doesn't Mean Anything. It Is Just Words I Write.