I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!