I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd

I Only Do Two Things In My Life, And That's Take Care Of My Kids And Work. Fortunately, These Are My Favorite Things To Do, So It Works Out.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

The Wages Of Sin Are Death, But By The Time Taxes Are Taken Out, It's Just Sort Of A Tired Feeling.

I Love Talking To The Audience, And I Must Be The Luckiest Performer In The World. I Always Land Something Or Somebody That Just Takes Off.

I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which I Like To Think Of As Presidential Eligibility.