I Have No Desire To Carry A

I Really Don't Like Going Out. I Don't Like Restaurants Because I Don't Like The Idea Of Someone, A Waitress, Being Responsible For My Evening. I Like Seconds, And More, And Lots Of Conversation, And I've Always Hated The Idea That In A Restaurant An Evening Just Ends. I Find That Incredibly Depressing.

I Have A Couple Freeloader Friends, But It's Okay. I Know They're Gonna Come In With Their Arms Flying In The Air Empty-handed.

I Like Crafts That Come Out Of Poverty Or Necessity. There Used To Be Hobby Shops Where You'd Get Your Supplies, And Then You'd Use Your Imagination.

I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

That's How All Theater Should Be Done - You Only Have One Chance To See It And Then It's Gone. One Night Only.