I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

Because You Don't Live Near A Bakery Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Without Cheesecake.

I Must Quit Marrying Men Who Feel Inferior To Me. Somewhere There Must Be A Man Who Could Be My Husband And Not Feel Inferior.

I Think Women Are Concerned Too Much With Their Clothes. Men Don't Really Care That Much About Women's Clothes. If They Like A Girl, Chances Are They'll Like Her Clothes.

Would You Believe I Was A Famous Star? It's The Truth.