I Have Never Liked Bargains When It

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

I Know Why Most People Never Get Rich. They Put The Money Ahead Of The Job. If You Just Think Of The Job, The Money Will Automatically Follow. This Never Fails.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.