I Have More Money Than God, But

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

A Lot Of People In Television Who've Had Successful Shows Claim The 'roseanne' Show As Their Starting Place, And I'm Really Proud Of That.

You May Marry The Man Of Your Dreams, Ladies, But Fourteen Years Later You're Married To A Couch That Burps.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

There's Nothing Like A Hardship Song To Set My Toes A-tappin.