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The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.