I Have Loved Deeply. I Have Lost

When The King Gets Depressed, He Doesn't Call For His Wife. He Doesn't Call For The Cook. He Calls For The Court Jester.

I Have A One Of A Kind Collection Of Dolls. My House Is Like A Museum.

I've Never Swayed From Who I Am. People Have Seen Me On Television, And They Know What I'm Like And They Know What I Do And They Respect Me For What I Do. They Know That I'm Huggy And Kissy.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

I Get An Abundance Of E-mail Every Day, Some Say 'dear Richard, Can You Call My Husband, He Weighs 400 Pounds...' Or 'my 14-year-old Is 200 Pounds...' Or 'i Just Got Divorced, No One Wants Me, I Am 500 Pounds.' So I Pick Up The Phone And I Call People.