I Have Had To Eat My Own

An Old Battleax Of A Woman Said To Winston Churchill, "if You Were My Husband I Would Put Poison In Your Tea." Churchill's Response, "ma'am If You Were My Wife I Would Drink It.

I Am Convinced That There Is No Smarter, Handier, Or More Adaptable Body Of Troops In The World.

I May Be Drunk, Miss, But In The Morning I Will Be Sober And You Will Still Be Ugly.

The Facilities For Advanced Education Must Be Evened Out And Multiplied. No One Who Can Take Advantage Of A Higher Education Should Be Denied This Chance. You Cannot Conduct A Modern Community Except With An Adequate Supply Of Persons Upon Whose Education, Whether Humane, Technical, Or Scientific, Much Time And Money Have Been Spent.

There Is A Treasure In The Heart Of Every Man If You Can Only Find It