I Have Friends Who Are So Sarcastic,

I Don't Know, I Like The Word Sassy.

People Make The Mistake Of Drinking The Kool-aid, Believing Your Own Hype, Letting People Tell You You're This Or You're That Or You're Too This.

I Can Say That I Had A Particularly Painful Teenage-hood.

If I Had A Robot Friend, He Or She Would Be Electric.

Quirky Is What A Guy Would Call A Girl He Doesn't Understand.