I Was A Very Unique Child.

I Tried Being Anorexic For Four Hours And Then I Was Like, I Need Some Bagels.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

People Make The Mistake Of Drinking The Kool-aid, Believing Your Own Hype, Letting People Tell You You're This Or You're That Or You're Too This.

I Don't Die In Anything!

There's Nothing Else I Would Rather Do, Unless There Was A Profession That Involved Cuddling Bunny Rabbits And Kittens All Day For Money.