I Have Friends Who Are Going Through

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion Of One Of America's Great Shipping And Railroad Families, The Vanderbilts.

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.