I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.