I Have Found The Best Way To

I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.

But Sometimes I'd Feel More Fulfilled Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill. I Want To Live And I Want To Love. I Want To Catch Something That I Might Be Ashamed Of.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.

Because You Wear A Uniform, A Smelly Uniform...and So You Think You Can Be Rude To Me.