I Have Been Aware, From The Age

God, I'm Such A Lazy Writer - I Can't Even Think Up New Names.

Television's Mr. Filth: That's Me.

Metaphor Is Embodied In Language.

I Also Believe In Cigarettes, Cholesterol, Alcohol, Carbon Monoxide, Masturbation, The Arts Council, Nuclear Weapons, The Daily Telegraph, And Not Properly Labeling Fatal Poisons, But Above All Else, Most Of All, I Believe In The One Thing That Can Come Out Of People's Mouths: Vomit.

It Is A Dangerous Thing To Have Instant Access To Your Emotions.