Television's Mr. Filth: That's Me.

I Haven't Had A Single Moment Of Terror Since They Told Me [i Was Dying]. My Only Regret Is To Die Four Pages Too Soon. If I Can Finish, Then I'm Quite Happy To Go.

As Adults, We Do Know More, But We Don't Know Enough. People Can Be Very Unthinkingly Callous.

I Also Believe In Cigarettes, Cholesterol, Alcohol, Carbon Monoxide, Masturbation, The Arts Council, Nuclear Weapons, The Daily Telegraph, And Not Properly Labeling Fatal Poisons, But Above All Else, Most Of All, I Believe In The One Thing That Can Come Out Of People's Mouths: Vomit.

The Trouble With Words Is That You Never Know Whose Mouths They've Been In.

Religion, You Can't A Handle On It, You Just Have To Know Or Not Know-people Either Believe Or They Don't Believe.