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You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

But Wait!!! You Make It To 60. You Didn't Think You Would!

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We Have Multiplied Our Possessions, But Reduced Our Values.

When People Asked Me, "do You Get High To Go Onstage?" I Could Never Understand The Question. I Mean, I'd Been High Since Eight That Morning. Going Onstage Had Nothing To Do With It.