I Have An Intimate Relationship With Books.

Anger Is The Quintessential Individual-signature Emotion: I Am What Makes Me Mad.

My Longing To Improve My Looks Via The Body Shop Is Being Replaced By My Longing To Improve My Looks Via Photoshop.

I Am Constantly Surprised That The Simple Word 'feminism' Raises More Eyebrows And Initiates More Sad-faced Head-shaking Than Any Elaborate Stream Of Invective I Have Ever Leveled At Either The I.r.s. Or The D.m.v.

We Should Remind Ourselves That Laughing Together Is As Close As You Can Get To Another Person Without Touching, And Sometimes It Represents A Closer Tie Than Touching Ever Could.

Birthdays Are A Reward For Having Shown Up 365 Days In A Row. It's Like Getting A Badge For Attendance.