I Have An Equal Opportunity Womb!

I Was A Loud Child, And If My Mother Sang To Me, I Would Be Quiet.

I Feel Like I'm A Drag Queen.

The Thing You Can Do Better Than Anyone Else Is Love Your Children, Because They're Your Children.

I Don't Know If Comedy Is A Male Sport. I Always Wondered That.

I Think That People Who Don't Like Kids Are Awful People.