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Bloody Men Are Like Bloody Buses - You Wait For About A Year And As Soon As One Approaches Your Stop Two Or Three Others Appear.

The Reason Modern Poetry Is Difficult Is So That The Poet's Wife Cannot Understand It.

When A Poem Doesn't Work, The First Question To Ask Yourself Is, 'am I Telling The Truth?'

Write To Amuse? What An Appalling Suggestion! I Write To Make People Anxious And Miserable And To Worsen Their Indigestion.

I Was Single For A Long Time And Felt Very Much Alone In The World, And Talk Of Family Values Upset Me Very Much At That Phase In My Life, Because I Used To Think: 'what About People Like Me?