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If Your Skin Is Crawling, Pay Attention. If Something Doesn’t Feel Right, Pay Attention. If The Hairs On The Back Of Your Neck Prickle, If Your Gut Clenches Up, If A Wave Of Wrongness Washes Over You, If Your Heart Starts Beating Faster, Pay, Pay, Pay Attention. Do Not Second-guess Yourself Or Rationalize Anything That Impedes Your Safety. Our Instincts Are The Animal Inside Of Our Humanness, Warning Us Of Danger.

As Ever, The Original Inhabitants Of Turtle Island Are Entirely Overlooked. Mysteriously, The Only Time Indigenous People Are Guaranteed A Mainstream Amerikkan Mention Is On Thanksgiving. Again, To Contextualize, This Would Be Be Kinda Like Someone Busting Into Your House And Robbing You Blind, Then Sending You Postcards Once A Year To Remind You How Much They Are Enjoying All Of Your Stuff, And Getting Annoyed With You If You Don't Respond With Appreciation For Their Thoughtfulness.

Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Put This Book Down And Turn On The Teevee. The Teevee Debilitates Our Culture.

I Work Grief And Sadness Out Of My Body When I Dance, And I Bring In Joy And Rhythm.

Masturbation Is An Absolutely Peerless Cure For The Hiccups