I Have A Long List Of Things

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.

There Is Something About A Luger That Separates It From All Other Handguns, And Luger Devotees And Luger Society Members Speak Of It In Romantic Terms That Must Sound Plain Nuts To Those Who Consider Themselves Level-headed.

It's A Rare Person Who Wants To Hear What He Doesn't Want To Hear.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.