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If You Could Do Something That Would Make People Happy, And It Would Cost You Neither Money Nor Time, Would You Do It? If That Same Thing Made You Happy, Would You Do It? What Is This Magical Thing That Will Brighten Your Day And The Days Of People Around You And Yet Cost You Nothing? A Smile.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I Am Going To Get Married Again, Thereby Quite Possibly Making The Greatest Mistake Of My Life.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.