I Hate To Mention Age, But I

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

And There's That One Particular Harbor Sheltered From The Wind Where The Children Play On The Shore Each Day And All Are Safe Within...

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

Pickup's Washed And You Just Got Paid, With Any Luck At All You Might Even Get Laid.