I Had To Get Back To Work...

An Acting Teacher Once Told Me, 'greet Everything With Yes... Even If You Abandon One Idea For Another One, Saying Yes Allows You To Move Forward.'

Every Kid Has Something They're Good At, That You Hope They Find And Gravitate Toward.

When I First Set Out To Ruin Snl, I Didn't Think Anyone Would Notice, But I Persevered Because - Like You Trying To Do A Nine-piece Jigsaw Puzzle - It Was A Labour Of Love.

At Some Point, You Realize That People Might Be Laughing At Your Jokes Because They're Afraid Not To Laugh.

I Don't Like My Feet. I'm Not Crazy About Anybody's Feet. But I Have Flat Feet.