You Can Tell How Smart People Are

When Humor Works, It Works Because It's Clarifying What People Already Feel. It Has To Come From Someplace Real.

There's A Drunk Midget In My House Ah, Babies! They're More Than Just Adorable Little Creatures On Whom You Can Blame Your Farts. Like Most People Who Have Had One Baby, I Am An Expert On Everythiing And Will Tell You, Unsolicited, How To Raise Your Kid!

I Work, And Then Whenever I Have Any Other Time, I'm With My Daughter, And Then I Go To Sleep. I Think You Basically Have To Abandon The Dreams Of Having Any Other Adult Activities In Your Life. You Have To Go To Sleep Whenever Your Child Goes To Sleep. That's Basically How We're Doing It.

The Eyes Are The Window To Where The Soul Is Supposed To Be.

If You Are Capable People Are Happy To Play With You.