I Had A Quick Ear And Could

Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed Because All The Children Sat On It At Once.

I Was Often Very, Incredibly Naughty, And If I Didn't Come Home At Tea Time I Used To Be Sent To Bed Without Any Dinner. But People Used To Bring Me Things: I Was Better Fed In Bed.

At Boarding School You Had To Wear Your Name Across Your Chest And Your Back, And Obviously I Had A Pretty Funny Name. It Wasn't Brown Or Smith Or Hughes.

My Father Said, If You Want To Do Acting, You Have To Be Successful, Which Is A Silly Thing To Say.

You Never Came Home For Lunch: You Just Stayed Doing, Playing, Having Fun, Surfing, Running Round.