Suddenly I Had A Contract And I

My Mother Felt It Was Time That I Had Some Parental Control, So I Went Off To America And Went To New York.

At Boarding School You Had To Wear Your Name Across Your Chest And Your Back, And Obviously I Had A Pretty Funny Name. It Wasn't Brown Or Smith Or Hughes.

I Was A Hard Worker, And I Always Knew My Lines.

Blank House Was Exactly A Nice Empty Sheet Where Nothing Was Accountable Because You Were So Naughty That You Were In Blank House.

My Father Said, If You Want To Do Acting, You Have To Be Successful, Which Is A Silly Thing To Say.