I Guess You Could Say I'm What

After I Hit A Home Run I Had A Habit Of Running The Bases With My Head Down. I Figured The Pitcher Already Felt Bad Enough Without Me Showing Him Up Rounding The Bases.

I Expected Him To Say, 'hang In There' Or Something Like That. It Took Me An Hour To Talk Him Into Giving Me Another Chance!

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.

Billy Copied Casey To A 't.'

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'