Hey Mantle, You Win. You're The Worst.

Hey Man! Get Away From Me!

What Did You Say, Joe?

My Biggest Regret Was Letting My Lifetime Average Drop Below .300. I Always Felt I Was A .300 Hitter, And If I Could Change One Thing That Would Be It.

The Best Team I Ever Saw, And I Really Mean This, Was The '61 Yankees.

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.