Hey Mantle, You Win. You're The Worst.

What Did You Say, Joe?

The Thing I Really Liked About Mickey Was The Way He Treated Everyone The Same.

You Don't Have To Talk To Me About Pensions. I Won't Be Around Long Enough To Collect One.

I Wanted To Throw My Glass At The Tv.

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'