Sometimes I Use My Jokes As Building

It's Weird To Make A Decision Where Everyone In Your Life Disapproves, Pretty Vocally And Directly. They Said, "you've Got One Year Left. Just Do It." I Had A Full Scholarship So I Didn't Have To Pay For It. They Asked, "why Don't You Just Get The Degree So You Can Have It?" And I Said, "you Don't Understand. I Was Trying To Figure Out What I Wanted To Do And Now I Know. I Have The Answer And It's Dumb To Waste Any More Time."

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.