I Grew Up In This Southern Baptist

My Notion Of A Wife At 40 Is That A Man Should Be Able To Change Her, Like A Bank Note, For Two 20s.

Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.

Charity Is Taking An Ugly Girl To Lunch.

I'm Not Going To Call A Dog "dog." I Suppose If She Were A Baby You'd Cal Her "person."

I Believe That Dvd Is That Which Gives Some Hope To Retaining Some Content In Movies That Will Appeal To An Older Audience Or The More Sophisticated Audience Or The Audience That Doesn't Need Or Desire To See A Movie On A Friday Night.