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Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

I Was Friends With President Ronald Reagan And He Once Said To Me, 'i Don't Know How Anybody Can Serve In Public Office Without Being An Actor.

Although Ronald Reagan Was Somebody I Disagreed With On Most Ideological Things, He Was A Friend Of Mine, And He Was A Very, Very Likable Man. Ronald Reagan, For Instance, Was Maybe More Able To Get The Very Rich To Do The Right Thing Sometimes.

Arnold Has Had His Spokesman Call Me A Crackpot. That Was A Mistake.

Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.