I Grew Up In Scotland In The

I Didn't Say No Because Between Safety And Adventure I Choose Adventure.

For The First Time In History, Congress Has 100 Women In It. Congratulations. Welcome To Modern Times, America. It's Great Having 100 Women In Congress. Unless You're In Line For The Congressional Bathroom.

I Don't Think Wood Was Discovered In Britain Until The 1970's. That's When I Discovered It Anyway.

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

The Nation Of Iran Is Threatening To Sue The Makers Of The Movie Argo. They Say The Movie Was An Unrealistic Portrayal Of Their Country. You Can't Do That! That Would Be Like Scotland Suing Over The Movie Shrek.