Great, As Long As You're Happy

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

I'm Always A Bit Shy Around Evil People.

You Know Who They're Blaming For Global Warming Now? This Is True. Fat People.

Even Though It's Warm Here In L.a., People Still Have To Wear Layers - At Least Until Their Plastic Surgery Heals.

I Realize That I Am Not A Journalist. So Anything I Say Is Not Important.