Great, As Long As You're Happy

I Grew Up In Scotland In The 1970s. There Was Not Much Money. The Most Popular Christmas Toy Was Probably A Potato.

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

The New Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Is Now Pope Francis The 1st. Francis Was Not His First Choice For A Name. But The Vatican Wisely Talked Him Out Of Pope Boo Boo.

Congratulations To The Nba Champion Boston Celtics - They Beat The Los Angeles Lakers By 39 Points. Or As Hillary Clinton Would Say, "too Close To Call.

I Don't Think Wood Was Discovered In Britain Until The 1970's. That's When I Discovered It Anyway.