I Grew Up In Queens And New

The Happiest Moments For Me, Creatively, Are Doing Readings Of A Play Around A Table Where There's No Audience.

The First Rule Of Zombieland: Cardio. When The Zombie Outbreak First Hit, The First To Go, For Obvious Reasons ... Were The Fatties.

As For Environmentalism, I'm Only An Environmentalist By Accident. I Live In New York, So I Bike, And The Closest Grocery Store To Me Sells Organic Produce. I Also Shop With A Book Bag Because I Ride A Bike, And It's Hard To Carry The Paper Or Plastic Bags.

I Like Driving; I Don't Drive Since I Live In New York. I Don't Have An Opportunity To Drive, Like, Ever.

The Truth Is People Are Very Nice. The Other Truth Is, It's Very Annoying To Be Constantly Interrupted. I Don't Love Myself Enough To Want To Share Myself With Everybody.