To Criticize Facebook Is To Criticize The

Where I Feel Something That I Had Written Was Misinterpreted In A Way That Made People Feel Bad, That Is Absolutely Horrifying To Me. I Feel So Embarrassed And I Feel Ashamed That I Should Make People Feel Bad.

The Old Cliché In Theater Is, If You’re Nervous, Pick Up A Prop, Which Will Immediately Take You Outside Of Your Mind.

In Those Moments Where You're Not Quite Sure If The Undead Are Really Dead, Dead, Don't Get All Stingy With Your Bullets. I Mean, One More Clean Shot To The Head, And This Lady Could Have Avoided Becoming A Human Happy Meal. Woulda... Coulda... Shoulda.

The Frustrating Part Of Being A Movie Actor Is Waiting In Your Trailer To Do Two Takes Of A Scene You've Prepared For Two Months.

I Feel Like When I Was 13 And I Had To Go To Bar Mitzvahs Every Weekend. This Is The Same Feeling. You Have To Put On A Suit Every Weekend To Go Meet With A Bunch Of Jews.