I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

My Hobbies Are Run-on Sentences.

With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult Raising Children The Way I Was Raised.

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

I Sing Seriously To My Mom On The Phone. To Put Her To Sleep, I Have To Sing 'maria' From West Side Story. When I Hear Her Snoring, I Hang Up.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.