I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

The Difference When You Have Kids Comes Up When Someone Wants To Meet You Out After 9:30 At Night. You Consider That Giant Sacrifice. You're Like, "do I Do This? Do I Stay Out Until 10:30 And Be Angry, All Of Tomorrow?

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

When I'm Around The Kids I Feel Like I Act The Most Grown-up Just Because You're Supposed To. And I Say Things, Like Every Other Day, That Remind Me Of My Own Parents.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.