I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

I'm Sure Everyone's Got Their Back Story. I Don't Come From A Place Of Where I Was Tortured And Needed To Let Something Out. I Came From A Very Happy Home. I Was A Little Out Of Control At Times. But My Family... We All Liked To Be Funny, We All Liked To Make Each Other Laugh.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.