I Got So Much Food Spit Back

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.

Grandma Told Me Mama Was Once Caught By The Principal For Writing In The Front Of Her Book, "in Case Of Fire, Throw This In First." I Have Never Had So Much Respect For Mama As The Day I Heard This.

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

All Of Us Have Moments In Our Lives That Test Our Courage. Taking Children Into A House With A White Carpet Is One Of Them.