I Got Married Recently. So Far, So

Comedians By And Large Are Some Of The Most Sensitive People On Earth. Even If They're Socially Callous.

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.