I Got Into Comedy So I Could

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

It's Good To Be Alive.