I Got Into Comedy So I Could

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.