I Got Into Comedy Because I Wanted

I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once You Get To Blow Me.

I Don't Have Much Racial Stuff In My Act. And No One's Ever Really Threatened Me To My Face. Threats On The Internet Don't Bother Me So Much.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex Doll. Brand New.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.