I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In

I Am Going To Continue And Bring This Club Forward. I Am Paul Gascoigne The Footballer.

Then All The Foreigners Started Coming Over. I Don't Mind That But A Lot Of Teams Are Laying Out Fortunes For Ordinary Players And That's No Good For Our Youngsters Coming Through.

I Never Refused An Autograph, Never Refused To Buy Someone A Drink. Now I'm Learning To Say I've Got Other Things On, Instead Of Doing It And Wondering Why.

I Had To Accept That I Was An Alcoholic, That Was The Main Thing. I Think You've Got To. But I Try Not Say That I'm An Alcoholic. I Prefer To Say That It's A Disease I've Got.

I Don't Really Do Pranks Any More. I Have A Laugh In The Dressing Room Here, Where It's Safe, And The Guys Don't Go To The Papers And Tell Them What I've Done.