I Got A Vibrator That Needed Two

But Then, Like George Michael In A Men's Bathroom, I Got Cocky.

This Women/ Killer Was A Testament To My Theory That The Crazier You Are, The More Calories You Burn. That's Why Psychos Are Always So Skinny.

I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work This Hard.

I Love A Stupid Joke, Something That Doesn't Make Any Sense.

What About Your Constitutional Right To Bear Arms, You Say. I Would Simply Point Out That You Don’t Have To Exercise A Constitutional Right Just Because You Have It. You Have The Constitutional Right To Run For President Of The United States, But Most People Have Too Much Sense To Insist On Exercising It.