This Women/ Killer Was A Testament To

You Don't Give Something Away Because It's Fat. You Take It And You Look At It.

It Became Clear When I Got In My Car That Persians Are Only Really Good For Two Things. Oil And Hummus.

I Like To Stay At Home And Sit On My Ass.

I Don't Like The Word 'alcoholic'. I Like To Think Of Myself As An Advanced Drinker.

Another Thing I Take Issue With Are People Who Take Their Dogs On "play Dates," Or Even Worse, People Who Choose To Dress Their Dogs Up In Outfits Better Suited For Homosexuals Participating In A Gay Pride Parade. Dog Costumes Are Right Up There With Something Else I Find Particularly Offensive: Sweater Vests.