I Go To Temple A Lot Less

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

With An Ocean Between You And Your European Friends, You Have To Keep Them In Your Heart.

Tap Dancing All Started With The Old Clog Waltz.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.